- fun & games -

Find the Squid!

Enjoy the game, but beware - sooner or later, the Squid will win.
Level 1

Level 2

Level 3

Level 4

Level 5 (hint: yes, you can win this level)

Level 6 (yes, this one too, though it may be twice as tricky)

Level 7

Take my personality type test.

The Schmidt Personality Type Test

Just another bit of silliness. Thanks to Michael Rosmore's Intergalactic Explorer Personality Type Test for providing some of the basic JavaScript which I stole... er, looked at, and based mine on.

Witness my celebrity web appearance, as featured on Slowwave, where you too can have your dreams made into comics!

Is Hell going to freeze over? Now you can check before making any rash declarations.

  Weather in Hell
(courtesy of
The Brunching Shuttlecocks)